Thursday, September 30, 2010

Ryder Cup Gives Tiger Woods Shot at Escaping America's Doghouse

Filed under: Ryder CupNEWPORT, Wales -- Unless Tiger Woods suddenly defects to Europe, this will be a tough weekend for a lot of U.S. citizens.

They have to cheer for the most revolting American of 2010. If they don't, they might as well put on a kilt, start chain smoking and stop brushing their teeth.

In other words, they'll be honorary Europeans.

It's pretty simple. If you're not for Woods in the Ryder Cup, you're against him. And if you're against him, you're against the United States.

What a quandary.

My advice is to put away the smokes and cheer for the low-down cheating dog. That's not my description of the world's top-ranked player. It's the opinion from his ex-wife, at least according to an "insider" quoted by the ever-unassailable Enquirer.

It was reported last week that Woods had skipped his sex-addiction follow-up sessions. He apparently decided he no longer needs that kind of swing coach.


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"Elin never believed Tiger was a sex addict," the insider said. "She just believes he's a low-down cheating dog."

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